Hoarworld

Jul 29

thefrogman:

Scott DeWitt [webcomic | tumblr | twitter]

thefrogman:

Scott DeWitt [webcomic | tumblr | twitter]

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nerdcore:

Ungeprüfte Copyright-Websperren für Österreich: http://www.crackajack.de/2014/07/23/ungepruefte-copyright-websperren-fuer-oesterreich/

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

(via superblys)

mentalfacts:

Fact#  9831:  President John Quincy Adams kept an alligator in the East Room.

mentalfacts:

Fact# 9831: President John Quincy Adams kept an alligator in the East Room.

nudityandnerdery:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

Look, I’m still not seeing any ransacked villages.

(Source: onvavoiir)

mentalfacts:

Fact#  9834:  Atari co-founder Nolan Bushnell is also responsible for starting up the Chuck E. Cheese’s franchise.
 founder

mentalfacts:

Fact# 9834: Atari co-founder Nolan Bushnell is also responsible for starting up the Chuck E. Cheese’s franchise.
founder

pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

(via pansexualfacts)

nerdcore:

Dear White People – Trailer: http://www.crackajack.de/2014/07/23/dear-white-people-trailer/

nerdcore:

Dear White People – Trailer: http://www.crackajack.de/2014/07/23/dear-white-people-trailer/