So my dad hurt is back recently and we bought him a cane from walmart. He didn’t like to use it because it had a sparkly blue marble pattern on it, and he deemed it too feminine.
When I came home, I was cleaning the living room, when I found this wooden cane hidden under the coffee table. At first, I was like “Why look at this fine looking cane he made for himself!” My dad enjoys hand-crafting a lot of things, so I wasn’t entirely suprised.
Until, I realized that he hid a bayonet inside.
I swear to god, my father is out to kill everybody.
Also, he decorates our living room wall with his antique katanas and army knives.
Damn, I could need a cane like that. But they are forbidden in Germany :(.