SNL spoofs old cop shows with a short skit about Dyke and Fats, women of the law played by Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant.
"The Kelvin is also known as the U.S.S. Redshirt."
tumblr staff is at their bimonthly meeting, deciding what updates to implement by throwing darts at a dartboard. there are squared labeled things like “new shade of blue for notifications” and “make a ‘like’ button animation.” david karp, blindfolded, throws two darts; they hit “fix video player” and “just fucking hire the xkit guy already.” everyone pretends not to look while david walks over and plugs both darts into “update inbox icon”