As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

nudityandnerdery:

speakerwiggin:

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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No comment necessary.

You are my hero.

Source: zohbugg

sorrowfulkain: This is a nice visual glossary of all the fittings that a blade go into when creating a katana. I have studied kenjutsu and used katana’s for a number of years and never knew the proper names for all these parts. Thanks to this I know them now and hopefully this will be helpful to others who want to learn about these parts as well. - Martin AKA SorrowfulKain
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sorrowfulkain:

This is a nice visual glossary of all the fittings that a blade go into when creating a katana. I have studied kenjutsu and used katana’s for a number of years and never knew the proper names for all these parts. Thanks to this I know them now and hopefully this will be helpful to others who want to learn about these parts as well.

- Martin AKA SorrowfulKain

pennalmasy:

rabbitseven:

So my dad hurt is back recently and we bought him a cane from walmart. He didn’t like to use it because it had a sparkly blue marble pattern on it, and he deemed it too feminine.

When I came home, I was cleaning the living room, when I found this wooden cane hidden under the coffee table. At first, I was like “Why look at this fine looking cane he made for himself!” My dad enjoys hand-crafting a lot of things, so I wasn’t entirely suprised.

Until, I realized that he hid a bayonet inside.

I swear to god, my father is out to kill everybody.

Also, he decorates our living room wall with his antique katanas and army knives.

>:]

Damn, I could need a cane like that. But they are forbidden in Germany :(.

(via nudityandnerdery)